Adams Oshiomhole – “I Met My New Wife, ‘Lara Fortes’ As A Virgin”

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In what I like to term as an unnecessary statement, the Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole has shocked everyone when he revealed his new wife, Lara Fortes, was still a virgin.

The Comrade governor made the revelation during their wedding thanksgiving service.

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He said, “I can boldly tell all of you that I was a very principled man during my first marriage. I didn’t succumb to the worldly pleasures of this lustful environment, even though I had lots of opportunities. And it was this principled sobriety that made me fish for a virgin wife.

“I can boldly say to you all that I was the first man to know her (Lara Fortes) and initiated her into the worldly ways.

“This is the kind of spirit I want Edo youths to inculcate, instead of messing around and engaging in different shades of adultery and fornication.”

3 COMMENTS

  1. Ha ha ha ‘! I won’t die from laughter o!
    Old cargo Oshiomole don mental o!
    Why do men become more and more foolish as they grow older?
    HOW can this foreigner, an international gold digger who is out to loot money from a foolish old rich Nigerian leader be a Virgin?

    Where did Oshiomole meet this woman?
    He met her, as usual, through one of the international prostitution agencies which many rich Nigerian men patronise! That is where these selfish and shameless Nigerian leaders spend millions of Naira importing all these so called FOREIGN “models ( prostitutes! ) and P.A.s ” into Nigeria for marathon sex!
    These foreign prostitutes can be seen camped in Abuja hotels and in other hotels in Nigerian cities.
    Look who is Talking about giving youths a good example? Lol!
    Adams Oshiomole, you are a notorious womaniser!
    how many young girls have you disvirgined? Their number is not hundreds but thousands of girls that you have dated, disvirgined and dumped!